Doodled a comic of my (flesh golem) Ridgeback Polyp and my (zombie) Skydancer Blasphemy.
The story between these two is that during a necromancy ritual mishap Blasphemy accidentally created Polyp, a flesh golem. As soon as the Ridgeback laid his eyes on the Skydancer an unseen pact was made and Polyp swore his undying servitude to his new, very reluctant Master. He’s been following the undead dragon like a baby duckling ever since!
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
↳McCall Pack as various celebrities
Lion, Tiger And Bear Raised Together After Rescue From Drug Dealer
Baloo the bear, Leo the lion, and Shere Khan the tiger were found locked in a basement undernourished and abused. The trio was originally owned by a drug dealer who didn’t properly care for them, leading to neglect and poor health. In 2001, Noah’s Ark Animal Sanctuary, a nonprofit that cares for animals in need, came to the rescue, and took them to Locust Grove, Georgia, where they were treated for injuries. They could have been separated but since at the moment of the rescue they were already friends, the sanctuary decided to keep them together. The abuse they suffered together as babies has bonded them into a loving brotherhood that does not recognize species.
Via The Meta Picture
Works for me in all sorts of ways.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts
Every time I put my head in something with a door thats what comes to mind